When Panthers Roamed In Arkansas

I miss Elvis in the movies
With his dyed black hair
Wish that I
Could find an ice cold
Double Cola somewhere
If I had a time machine
I'd go back
When panthers
Roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made
Their home in Tennessee

Every afternoon
I'd watch
Dark Shadows on TV
Scared to death
That Barnabus
Would take a bite of me
If I were a vampire
I'd fly back
When panthers
Roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made
Their home in Tennessee

Frogs are disappearing
Through the ozone hole
I can't find
One song I like
On the radio
They didn't have
These problems
Way back when panthers
Roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made
Their home in Tennessee

If I knew a Jeannie
We could live when panthers
Roamed in Arkansas
And buffalo made
Their home in Tennessee